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One Way Love Affair

by Bertie
(Perthshire, Scotland )

Me to my whippet: if you were hungry I would give you my food,
If you were sad I'd give you my tears,
If you were happy I'd give you my laughter,
If you were drowning I'd give you my lungs,
If you were loving I'd give you my heart.

My whippet to me: If you would move that would be nice; where you are sitting looks comfy.

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by: Anonymous Dog

So Funny : }

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