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Funny Dog Poems: Hey! I Have a Story to Tell

by Jennifer
(Zion, IL, USA)

There was once a puppy laying on the floor who had no clue what he was.
He asked his friend "what am I?" but no not a word came out of the German shepherd.
The puppy was so sad he asked his friend boxer "what am I?"
"Of course you are a whippet!" said the boxer "a whippet of cream that came in an ice cream cone!".
As the puppy mom came the search was over, the mom said: "you're a whippet not a whippet for ice cream cone!"

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by: Anonymous

This stories are very funny!

Whippet of cone
by: Anonymous

Wow! When I saw your poem about the whippet of cone I had a good laugh!

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