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Funny Dog Poems: Dog Breath

by Alan
(Fife, Scotland)

There was a young spaniel from Fife
who decided to take on a wife.
On his first date she growled
that his breath smelled so foul
now he's flossing his teeth day and night.
Cocker Smile



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Fun poem
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Great poem, funny and educational!

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