Whippet Mania

The whippet mania is a persistent and difficult to cure disease, you know you are affected when...





Once the virus gets hold of a patient it is almost impossible to eliminate it completely from the system.

The symptoms of whippet mania can persist for decades and often they can never be completely cured.

The good news is that in most cases this virus allows the host an almost normal life.

To lead a regular life the patient requires the vicinity of at least one whippet but it is well known from clinical cases, that the affected person  improves dramatically with a higher number of whippets in the household.

To find out if you already succumbed to the contagion you can do a simple and quick check up in the comfort of your home.

Read carefully all the statements below and if you find more than half of them to be true, we are afraid that you have already contracted the disease.

In the unfortunate event you discover that you are already infected... well, there isn't much you can do, just relax and enjoy your dogs!


You are affected by whippet mania when...

- you own far more hound collars than dogs

- you buy yogurt just to let your whippet lick clean the container

- you think that a nap without your dog is not relaxing

- a wall in the living room is entirely dedicated to sighthounds prints and pictures

- despite all your efforts to paint flowers and landscapes, you only enjoy painting whippet 

- you don't feel satisfied unless you've had a good daily dog walk with your hound

- you buy a sewing machine just to make your own dog beds, martingale collars and whippet dog coats

- you were able to convince your spouse that the family is not complete without at least one whippet (and possibly more than one...)



- you put on your whippet a dog coat on cold days but you may forget to wear your own

- your clothes are peppered with suspiciously short hair

- you love to stick whippet address labels to your letters

- you have conversations with your whippets and you are convinced that they give you  the best replies

- you remember the names of whippets you encounter at meetings and during walks but you don't not necessarily remember their owners' name

- you get excited during a museum visit for the small whippet picture at the far left corner of a famous painting

- you built a whippet webpage and loved doing it!

What is your worst whippet mania symptom? Share it with other whippet lovers, the more the merrier!


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Cold Feet 
No REAL pair of shoes left.

Whippet Everything 
You have email address with "Whippet " in, you make all sorts of coats some to match you & every photo seems to have a Whippet in??

Talking Whippet 
Even at age 60+ whilst out walking you see another Whippet way ahead, you shout out but they are too far away so you and your Whippets break the world …

Worried about interrupting your whippets when they are sleeping Not rated yet
I can't bring myself to move my whippets off the settee when they are all comfie and asleep even though I would like to be in that spot! Its that whippety …

Can't Sleep Unless I have my Feet on a Whippet Not rated yet
Complain that they sneak into bed as soon as you fall asleep then if you wake up in the middle of the night and they're not there you have to get up and …

Whippet Joyful Leaping Not rated yet
You know where to find fields with tall grasses just so you can watch your whippet leap in the air as she moves through the grass.

Whippet Sniffing Not rated yet
You love sniffing your whippet's silky ears because they smell divine.

Whippet Sniffing Not rated yet
You love sniffing your whippet's silky ears because they smell divine.

2nd hand clothes Not rated yet
My two boys, Clancy and Connor have just got lovely new outdoor coats, to add to their 2 per dog snuggle coats for indoors....I buy all my clothes at …

Whippetitis!! Not rated yet
You can't wait to get home from work just to see that nose pressed up against the window, the tail wagging and the ever so gentle..NOT..kiss on the cheek!! …

New Sofa! Not rated yet
We had to buy an extra sofa to accommodate our two whippets!

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