Whippet Life Story

by Bertie
(Scotland)

Cheater beater
Feet heater
Everything eater
Postman greeter

Always faster
Duvet master
Cute-eyes caster
Sprint-race laster

Nuclear farter
Happiness starter

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I know you from School!! Awesome poem bro

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The perfect whippet!

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