Funny Dog Poems: Trap 1 
Six greyhounds from Chepstow once raced
they set out at incredible pace
on the corner four fell
so one stopped for a smell
so the winner was first,...

Funny Dog Poems: Dog Breath 
There was a young spaniel from Fife
who decided to take on a wife.
On his first date she growled
that his breath smelled so foul
now he's flossing ...

Haiku for Pepper and Chili 
Beautiful Pepper!
Sister Chili, lays on you.
You spoil your sister.

Funny Dog Poems: Doggies Belly 
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts — I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the ...

Funny Dog Poems: My Whippet Zippy 
This is a poem I wrote about my brindle whippet, Zippy, when I was young.



Zippy’s his name
And zippy he is,
I’ll tell you all about him,
How ...

Whippy McZippy 2 
When Whippy McZip hurt her lip
She was lucky it wasn't her hip
On that fateful day
She just trotted away
So they call her the Miracle Whip

Funny Dog Poem: Whippy-McZippy  
A whippet named whippy McZip
Was practicing doing a flip
When her tail tangled up
And the mangled-up pup
Tripped and bit herself right in the lip....

The Pain in Spain Comes Mainly from Great Danes 
There once was a whippet in Spain
who had never experienced pain
except for the time
that he swallowed a dime
that belonged to an angry Great Dane....

The Magnificent Nose 
A whippet's magnificent nose
will precede it wherever it goes.
Though a sighthound by breed
it still has a great need
for its nose and its toes, I ...

Funny Dog Poems: Slim's Whims 
There was a young whippet named Slim
who was full of both vigor and vim.
He would dash to and fro
and explore high and low
in obeying his every last ...

Funny Dog Poems: Hey! I Have a Story to Tell 
There was once a puppy laying on the floor who had no clue what he was.
He asked his friend "what am I?" but no not a word came out of the German shepherd....

The Whippet From Wingate 
There was once a whippet from Wingate
who's name was Larry de Melate
he was a crazy old hound
who thought every thing was upside down.
But it was soon ...

Funny Dog Poems: Doggy  Not rated yet
Dogs, dogs don't like wearing clogs
They sit around and stare at frogs
They are so lazy
that's why we call them daisy
That's my dog old and fluffy ...

Haiku for Pepper and Chili  Not rated yet
Haiku is composed of 3 lines containing 5, 7, and 5 syllables.


Touchy-feely dog!
A needy Chili puppy.
Pepper tolerates.

My Favourite Dog  Not rated yet
He's faster than a cheetah, stronger than an ox, watch out silly cat with funny polka dots!

Tigers have beautiful stripes it's true but, Zippy you ...

A Dog's Life  Not rated yet
In a dog's life.

We get toy balls and toy bones to play with.

In a dog's life.

We get names like Rover and Lassie,Rin Tin Tin and Lucky.

In ...

Funny Dog Poems: Dog Fart  Not rated yet
There was a dog called Woody
who was a real goodie
he did a big fart
it broke my heart
and I said how could he?!!!!

Plane Love   Not rated yet
My dog sat on a big, dog plane
little did he know
he was being watched
he was loved by a Great Dane

The dog sat by him near the floor
My dog first ...

Whippet Love  Not rated yet
The dog that made us love
The dog that made us care
It's the whippet
It will follow us anywhere.

Funny Dog Poems: The Dog We Love  Not rated yet
A dog showed up at my door
I said go away
She soon was later,
Sitting In the middle of my living room floor.

Funny Dog Poems: Cooper the Trooper  Not rated yet
There once was a whippet named Cooper
Everyone thought he was super
He jumped really high
He appeared to fly
Through the air like a paratrooper.

Rome the Dog  Not rated yet
There once was a dog named Rome
Who likes to eat bones
He is always a jolly fellow
But sometimes he’s mellow
He’s always hiding in different places
...

Funny Dog Poems: My Dog  Not rated yet
My dog’s name is Smokey
I call her my pookie
She is very silly
We act crazy
She is the color of smoke coming from a chimney

I watch her big brown ...

Dog Who Hates Bath  Not rated yet
There once was a dog who hated the bathtub
He really hated it when its owner gave him a scrub
I'm a really saddy doggy
Cos' the bath tub's always soggy
...

DOG!  Not rated yet
Their once was a dog.
That didn't like log,
so he hopped away.....